sunday: matts gets out of the shower. and our sweet 2 year-old walks in, sees his nude father and excitedly announces "daddy you have a penis!"
daddy: "yes i do"
mason: "what's it say?"
daddy: "it doesn't say anything"
mason: "i have a penis"
daddy: "yes you do, what's yours say?"
mason: "my penis says gobble gobble, like a turkey"
he then turns to me, sitting on the bed and giggling while i observe this...
mason: "momma, you have a penis?"
me: "no, mommas don't have a penis, we have vaginas"
mason: "you have a turkey in your bum?"
sigh.
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